Weekly Chuckle: Church Bulletin Bloopers
“Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come
tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands."
“The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"
The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus"
“Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.”
“Remember in prayer the many who are
sick of our community.”
“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.”
“The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
