Weekly Chuckle: News Headlines

• Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
• Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
• Stolen Painting Found by Tree
• Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
• Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
• Include your Children when Baking Cookies
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
• British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply